[Grem] :-) God is busy!

[Emoke Greschik]

kĂśszĂśnet E. CsordĂĄs, k.Lttagnak:

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!


A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments.
He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform...



*I'll give you exactly 15 min."*

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm

still waiting."


It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in
silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked,

"What in the world is the matter with you?

Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,
*"GOD was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid shit and act like an idiot. So He sent me."*


*The classroom erupted in cheers!*

*THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!*
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