<div dir="ltr">köszönet E. Csordás, k.Lttagnak:<br><br><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br>A
United States Marine was taking some college courses between
assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.</span></p><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.</span><br><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">One
day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform...</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="color:black"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:red">I'll give you exactly 15 min."</span></b><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon"><br></span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">still waiting."</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br>It
got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon"><br></span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br>The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon"><br></span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br>The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">"What in the world is the matter with you?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">Why did you do that?"</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:maroon"><img id="gmail-m_-4919375887544009694_x0035_cf37bce-e7ef-433c-beca-f311b5760d4f" src="cid:image002.jpg@01D21BCC.42C99070" class="gmail-CToWUd gmail-a6T" tabindex="0" width="348" height="185"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon">The Marine calmly replied,<br></span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:black">"GOD
was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid shit and act like an idiot. So He sent me."</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white none repeat scroll 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br><b>The classroom erupted in cheers!</b></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon"><br></span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon"><br><b>THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!</b></span></p><i><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"calibri",sans-serif;color:rgb(31,73,125)"></span></i><br></div>