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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div id="ydp1f310f7fyahoo_quoted_0608433212"><div><div><div id=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><div><div><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A nap mondása !</span></span><span style='color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>"Elkértem a szomszédtól hétvégére a flex-et és a fúrógépet.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> Kérdezte, hogy mit akarok csinálni ?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> Mondom, pihenni !"</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Digitális távoktatás...</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>"Minden gyermek életében eljön az a pillanat, amikor rájön, hogy a szülei teljesen hülyék matekból."</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A mai nap legújabb aranyköpése:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>"A jegy gyűrű egy szelete annak a csőnek, amibe behúznak !"</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Újabb jele annak, hogy megöregedtél:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>"Nem tudsz egy jót szunyókálni ebéd után, mert valaki mindig megbökdös, nem haltál-e meg."</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>PESTI VICCEK A SZOCIALIZMUS IDEJÉN</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1952</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A sokadik békekölcsönjegyzésnél Kovács kijelenti, hogy õ többet nem hajlandó jegyezni, így a pártirodán kezdik faggatni a miértekről:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nézzék, elvtársak, már van egy erőművem Inotán, egy kohóművem Sztálinvárosban, egy olajfinomítóm Százhalombattán. Szeretnék végre egy lódenkabátot.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Két paraszt beszélget az ’50-es években:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Te, odaadnád a földedet, ha államosítanák?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Persze.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És a házadat?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Azt is.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát az ökrödet?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért is ne.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Na és a disznódat?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Azt már nem.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert disznóm, az van.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Mi a Schumann-terv? Modern alkímia: Nyugat- Európa megtudja, hogyan lesz a francia acélból és a német szénből amerikai arany.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Rövidáruboltban.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Kérem, visszahoztam ezt az anyagot, mert hibás szövésű.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ez, kérem, importáru.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hogyhogy?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Úgy, hogy már külföldről is visszaküldték.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az amerikai külügyminiszter irodájában:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szétreped a fejem! Szörnyű bajok vannak Tuniszban!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Parancsol brómot, külügyminiszter úr?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Igen! Kettőt, mert Marokkóban is nagy bajok vannak!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Akkor tessék mindjárt hármat, mert Vietnamban is baj van.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Adjon mindjárt négyet! Jaj, az idegeim!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Tessék, az egész doboz, Mr. Acheson! De, ha szabad érdeklődnöm, miért izgatja fel magát ennyire? Hiszen Tunisz is, Marokkó is Franciaország gyarmata.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Na és? Azt hiszi, bennünket a gyarmataink gyarmatai nem érdekelnek?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az ötvenes években a népnevelők ellátogatnak János gazda házába is, és a kor szellemének megfelelően köszöntik:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szabadság, János bátyám!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az kéne, meg egy kis eső – feleli az öreg.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A régészek találnak egy múmiát. Először az amerikaiak kapják meg vizsgálatra, akik a következő diagnózissal állnak elő:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ez a múmia megközelítőleg 2500 vagy 3000 éves lehet.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az angolok is megkapják a testet, akik így küldik tovább:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ez a múmia megközelítőleg 2800 évvel ezelőtt lett eltemetve.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az oroszok is megvizsgálják, majd megállapítják:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ez a múmia pontosan 2786 éves és hat hónapos.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Honnan tudják ilyen pontosan? – kérdezik a többiek. Mire az oroszok:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Bevallotta!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hova járnak úszni a pestiek?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A reakciósok a Királyba, a klerikálisok a Gellértbe, a balosok a Rudasba, a revizionisták a Lukácsba</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Rákosi alatt</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az ÁVH-n:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nos, cigány, mit szólnál akkor, ha az utcán csendőrök igazoltatnának?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Gondolkodik a móré majd így válaszol:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Én még csak-csak, de maguk!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A cigány szökik a határon, nála a hegedű meg egy Rákosi kép. A határőr megkérdi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hová mégy, cigány?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nyugatra, muzsikálni.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát a Rákosi-kép minek?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ha mégis honvágyam lenne, akkor csak ránézek.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Rákosi autója egy falu főutcáján elüt egy disznót. Rákosi utasítja a titkárát, hogy derítse ki a tulajdonost, és fizesse ki a kárt. A titkár sorra bekopogtat a közeli házakba, sőt be is megy. Telik-múlik az idő, a titkár nincs sehol. Egyszer csak előjön az egyik udvarból, ahonnan muzsikaszó hallatszik. Rákosi ráförmed:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hol a fenében volt ennyi ideig? Mit csinálnak odabenn?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Elnézést, Rákosi elvtárs, én csak az utasításnak megfelelően jártam el, annyit mondtam, hogy “megdöglött a disznó”, mire azonnal csapra vertek egy hordót, és azóta mulatnak.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1953-ban fejtágító falugyűlést tartanak. A beszéd után a szónok így szól:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Elvtársak, várom a kérdéseiket!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nekem volna három kérdésem – jelentkezik Kohn bácsi – Hová lett a hús, hová lett a kenyér és hová lett a bor?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Egy hét múlva ismét falugyűlés, a szónok ismét kérdésekre vár.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Jelentkezik Grün bácsi.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nekem csak egy kérdésem volna: hová lett a Kohn?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1962</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>TASZSZ-jelentés a ’60-as évekből: A kínai határ mentén békésen dolgozó kombájnjainkra a kínai határőrök tüzet nyitottak. Kombájnjaink viszonozták a tüzet, majd felszálltak és visszatértek bázisukra.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kennedy és Hruscsov megegyezik abban, hogy a két világrendszer közti különbséget autóversenyen döntik el. A versenyen végül első lett Kennedy, a második Hruscsov. Az eredményről a két ország sajtója a következőképpen számol be.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>New York Times: “A két világhatalom közötti műszaki fölény eldöntése érdekében tegnap megtartott autóversenyen első lett Kennedy, a második Hruscsov.”</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Ugyanez a Pravdában: “A tegnapi napon a szocializmus és a kapitalizmus közti különbség eldöntésére megrendezett autóversenyen Hruscsov elvtársnak sikerült az igen előkelő második helyen végeznie, ugyanakkor Kennedy úr csak az utolsó előtti helyet tudta elfoglalni.”</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az osztályfőnöki órán a babonáról magyaráz a tanár.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Kéményseprővel találkozni szerencse, mondják az emberek, de ez csak ostoba babona.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Bocsánat, tanár úr – áll föl a Kovács fiú –, én tegnap kéményseprővel találkoztam, és csakugyan bekövetkezett a szerencse.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi volt az a szerencse?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Utóbb még két kéményseprővel találkoztam.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kohn bácsi nyugati útlevelet kap 1956 után, és amikor hazatér, ismerősei kíváncsian kérdezgetik:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Milyen az a haldokló kapitalizmus?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Mire Kohn bácsi ezt feleli:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát szép halál, nem mondom, szép halál!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az író és szerelme ülnek a ligeti padon. A férfi hosszan, sokatmondóan hallgat, majd a lány megtöri a kínos csendet:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát nem mond semmit?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mit is mondhatnék?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szóval csak hallgat!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mit csináljak? Nincs semmi mondanivalóm – szólt, és írt egy új magyar regényt.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Azt mondja az orvos a betegnek:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Három-négy napig maradjon otthon, és pihenje ki magát.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nem tehetem, doktor úr.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De hát miért nem?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert csupa modern bútorom van.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1972</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Hatéves kislány állít be a gyógyszertárba.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Tessék adni nekem egy antibébi tablettát!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Micsodát? Neked? – hüledezik a patikus.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Holnap lesz a születésnapom… eddig mindig babát kaptam. Most már szeretnék egy mackót is!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– S mit mondott a dramaturg a darabodra?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Egészében véve kitűnőnek találta, csak azt kifogásolta, hogy túlságosan kidomborítom az unalmas részeket.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Megy a kis ruszki a nagy cseh erdőben, borzasztóan megszomjazik. Betér a cseh sörözőbe, amely tömve van, megy az élénk politizálás. Amikor viszont meglátják a ruszki katonát, hirtelen csönd lesz. A fagyos légkörben odasomfordál a söntéshez, és kér egy pohár szódavizet. A dermesztő csend csak akkor kezd oldódni, amikor elindul kifelé. Ekkor egy bátor hang utána kiált:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szabadságot Csehszlovákiának!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Mire a kis ruszki katona:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De Litvániának is!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Pályaválasztás</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mozdonyvezető szerettem volna lenni, aztán mégis sofőr lettem.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert vállalati mozdonnyal nem csinálhatok maszek fuvarokat.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Milyen alkotáson dolgozik jelenleg? – kérdezik a zeneszerző-szövegírót.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Egy protest songot írok arról, hogy miért nem kapni este 10 után az Emke-aluljáróban busz- és villamosjegyet.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Én csak norvég nyelven hallgatok híreket.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ön ért norvégül?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Egy szót sem. De így legalább nem izgatom magam.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brahovácz büszkén meséli:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A mi üzemünkben már régen bevezették a lépcsőzetes munkakezdést.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Reggel 7-re járunk be, de van, aki 9-kor, mások 10-kor kezdenek hozzá a munkához.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>1982</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért látogatja annyi szerelmespár a maguk eszpresszóját? Hiszen nincs is boxos helyiségük.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Esténként közkívánatra háromszor áramszünetet tartunk.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A baromfiudvarba a szomszédos sportpályáról bepottyant egy futball-labda. A kakas megállt mellette, és minden oldaláról alaposan megszemlélte a furcsa, idegen tojást. Aztán odahívta a tyúkot és szelíden így szólt:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nézd, édesem, nem szemrehányásképp mondom, de figyeld meg, hogy más baromfiudvarokban mennyivel nagyobbak a teljesítmények.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Következetesség</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Egy szektás funkcionárius gyászjelentéséből: …folyó hó 10-én ballétre szenderült.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kovács megkérdi Szabótól:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mondja, mit terveznek a nyárra?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát, kérem, felkeressük egy kicsit Bécset, aztán Münchent, Berlint, Rómát, Toulouse-t és esetleg Párizst.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Autón?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ugyan! Rádión.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Közszájon forgó viccek</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A szocialista rendszer</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Fejlődésünknek milyen újabb szakaszához érkeztünk?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A racionál-szocializmushoz.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És ezt most kik építik?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A munkából kiváló dolgozók.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Milyen terv alapján: a három vagy az ötéves terv szerint?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az ő téves tervük alapján.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi a kapitalizmus?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Embernek ember által való kizsákmányolása.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És mi a szocializmus?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Épp a fordítottja.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi a különbség a létező és a működő szocializmus között?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A létező szocializmus nem működik. Működő szocializmus nem létezik.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért áll a kapitalizmus a szakadék szélén?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hogy jobban lássa a szocializmust.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi az abszolút jó?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A kommunizmus.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És mi az abszolút rossz?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A hozzá vezető út.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi a szocializmus?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Átmenet a kapitalizmusból a kapitalizmusba!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Egy ember meghal, és lekerül a pokolba. Két bejárat van, az egyikre ki van írva, hogy szocialista pokol, a másikra meg hogy kapitalista pokol. A szocialista pokol előtt rettenetesen nagy sor áll, még a kapitalista pokol előtt senki. Kovács odamegy a kapitalista pokol kapujába és megkérdezi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Itt mit csinálnak az idekerült emberrel?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szögeket vernek a testébe, tüzes vassal sütögetik, és forró olajban főzik.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Erre Kovács átmegy a szocialista pokol kapujába és megkérdezi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És itt mit csinálnak az ide került emberrel?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szögeket vernek a testébe, tüzes vassal sütögetik, és forró olajban főzik.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Akkor miért állnak itt ennyien sorban?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert itt vagy szög nincs, vagy tüzes vas nincs, vagy olaj nincs, vagy egyik sincs.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Szovjet viccek</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Rabinovics elmegy szavazni. Ahelyett, hogy megnézés nélkül bedobná a szavazólapot az urnába, félrevonul és nézegetni kezdi.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Azonnal odamegy hozzá egy civil ruhás szerv:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mit csinál itt maga?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Semmit, csak kíváncsi vagyok, hogy kire fogok szavazni.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Na ne viccelődjön itt, elvtárs, maga még nem hallotta, hogy a Szovjetunióban a szavazás titkos?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hallottad? A szovjetek felmentek az űrbe!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ne mondd! Mindnyájan?!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Melyik három kitüntetést nem kapta meg Brezsnyev?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A Hős anya, a Hős város és a Tiszta udvar, rendes ház!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Két orosz katona beszélget Afganisztánban.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ugye, mennyivel jobb dolgunk volt nekünk otthon, Székesfehérváron?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A szesztilalom idején, valahol Szibériában, két muzsik hűtőházat épít, azaz szögesdróttal körbekerítenek egy kunyhót. Egyszerre az egyikük felkiált.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Gyere gyorsan, Vologya, találtam egy üveg vodkát, igyuk meg!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ne ordíts, te őrült, elvisznek!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Innen? Hová?…</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mi a különbség a szovjet és az amerikai AIDS között?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az amerikai halálos. A szovjet legyőzhetetlen…</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyev és Koszigin utaznak haza Nasszer temetéséről. Brezsnyev megszólal:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Te, Alekszej! Láttad Nasszer kezén azt a szép aranyórát?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nem, mutasd!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyev elvtárs mondja el a moszkvai olimpia megnyitó beszédét. Így kezdi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– O!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A tömeg ujjong, tapsol. Brezsnyev megint elkezdi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– O!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Lelkes taps fogadja, így folytatja:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– O!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A tömeg újból üdvrivalgásban tör ki, mire õ:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– O!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Erre valaki odalép a háta mögül és a fülébe súgja:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Brezsnyev elvtárs! Nem kell mind az öt karikát felolvasni!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Honnan választják az amerikai elnököt?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A tőkésosztályból.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A magyar elnököt?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– A munkásosztályból.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És a szovjet elnököt?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Az intenzív osztályról.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Te, Iván, ez nem egy dél-koreai utasszállító gép előttünk?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De igen. Eltaláltad.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Hosszú sor áll Moszkvában egy befalazott ajtó előtt. A TASSZ riportere kíváncsi, hogy miért állnak ott, ezért megkérdezi a sor elején állót, hogy mi történt.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Tudja Uram, kifűződött a cipőm, itt volt az ajtó előtt egy lépcső, arra felraktam a lában és bekötöttem a cipőmet, de mire felegyenesedtem egy nagy sor állt mögöttem.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De hát miért nem megy haza?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Meg van őrülve? Első vagyok a sorban.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Egy szibériai honpolgár érdekes, csomagolópapírba burkolt valamit fedez fel a moszkvai GUM-ban. Az van ráírva, hogy “Szibériai WC”.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Megveszi, hazautazik Szibériába, kibontja, hát látja, hogy a WC két botból áll. Használati utasítás nincs hozzá mellékelve. Levelet ír a GUM-nak, hogy írják meg neki, hogyan kell használni az eszközt. Mire a következő választ kapja:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szúrja le a botot a tajgában, kapaszkodjon belé, a másikkal pedig hessegesse a farkasokat!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A Szaratov hűtőgépgyár sztahanovistája nyugdíjba megy, és ebből az alkalomból a TASSZ riportere interjút készít vele.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mondja elvtárs, van magának hűtőszekrénye?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nem, nekem nincs.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De ember, maga harminc évig egy hűtőgépgyárban dolgozott, nem próbált meg ennyi idő alatt egyet darabokban hazavinni?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Én hazavittem hármat is, de akárhogy raktam össze, mindig tank jött ki belőle.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kádár alatt</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért alumíniumból gyártják a söröshordókat?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert egy Kádárunk van, és az is az oroszoknak dolgozik.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kohn és Grün 1963-ban találkozik az utcán, megörülnek egymásnak:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nahát, Kohn, te még élsz? ’56-ban láttalak utoljára.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nemrég szabadultam.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Te jó ég! Hát mit követtél el?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Én? Semmit!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Mire Grün rosszallólag csóválja a fejét:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Kohn, Kohn, ne akarj engem átverni. A semmiért csak három év járt!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kádár találkozik a Körúton egy régi ismerősével, akivel valamikor együtt inaskodott.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Te vagy az, Kovács Pista?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szabadság, elnök elvtárs!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ne tréfálj, szólíts csak úgy, ahogy régen!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Kovács egy ideig habozik, majd rácsap Kádár vállára:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Szevasz, te félnótás Csermanek Jani!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Sírdogál a nyuszi az erdőben.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért sírsz, nyulacska? – kérdi a varjú.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Jaj, kedves varjú, nagy baj van! Mindjárt itt lesz Pestről az egész Központi Bizottság, Kádárral az élen, medvére vadásznak! Jaj, hova bújjak, hová bújjak?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Bolond vagy, te nyuszi, ha medvére vadásznak, akkor miért vagy úgy berezelve?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát csak azért, mert tévedtek ezek már ennél nagyobbat is!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Magyarország labdarúgó-válogatottja a Szovjetunió csapatával játszik barátságos mérkőzést, amikor a meccs állása egy-egyre áll és a magyar csapat tizenegyeshez jut. Nagy a tanácstalanság, valakit a lelátón</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>jelenlévő Kádár Jánoshoz küldenek, hogy döntse el, ki rúgja a büntetőt. Kádár a következő tanácsot adja:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Bene lője!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyev és Kádár sétálgatnak az erdőben. Egyszer csak kiugrik eléjük egy hatalmas termetes medve, és éhes ordítással szaladni kezd feléjük.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyev hátraarcot csinál, és rohanni kezd visszafelé. Kádár a hátizsákjából előkap egy sportcipőt, ledobja a gumicsizmát, és lábbelit cserél. Brezsnyev meghökkenten szól oda:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Megőrültél? Mindegy, mit veszel fel, a medvét úgysem tudod lehagyni!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nem is a medvét akarom lehagyni, hanem téged…</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyev Magyarországra látogat. Kádárral sétálgatnak a pesti utcán.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Brezsnyevnek feltűnik, hogy nem kísérik őket sehol a biztonsági emberek. Szóvá is teszi:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mondd, János, te csak így, minden őrizet nélkül sétálsz bármikor itt Budapesten?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Igen, Leonyid Iljics.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– És nem félsz attól, hogy valaki megtámad, leüt?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ugyan, Leonyid Iljics, nálunk az emberek 95 százaléka rendes, becsületes, tisztességes ember, azoknak ilyen eszébe sem jut!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Jó, jó, de mi van a maradék 5 százalékkal?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Azokat köti a pártfegyelem.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Annak idején Kádár és Brezsnyev vitatkoztak, hogy melyik az erősebb a bika, vagy a tank. Kádár azt mondja, hogy a bika, Brezsnyev azt, hogy a tank. Nem tudják eldönteni, ezért egy próbában egyeznek meg.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Szembeállítanak egy magyar bikát és egy orosz tankot. A viadal kezdete előtt, Kádár odamegy a bikához, és súg neki valamit. A bika pillanatok alatt összetiporja a tankot. Brezsnyev azt mondja:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát ez szinte hihetetlen, ha nem látom, senkinek sem hittem volna el. De azért áruld már el Jancsikám, hogy mit súgtál a bikának?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Csak annyit mondtam neki, hogy ezek vitték el ’45-ben a teheneket.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Gyárlátogatásra megy a miniszter, körbevezetik mindent elmagyaráznak, minden csillog-villog, nagyon meg van elégedve. A végén már nem is tud mást kérdezni, mint hogy hányan dolgoznak az üzemben. A vállalat</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>vezetői zavarba jönnek, topognak, majd az egyik zavartan kiböki:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát… Nagyjából a fele.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért volt idén olyan nagy szárazság?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hogy ne tudjon gyökeret verni az új mechanizmus!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hogy hívják Budapesten az olyan gyárigazgatót, akit egyik vállalattól a másikhoz helyeznek?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Titán! Ti tán használni tudjátok!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért csalódtak augusztus 21-én a cseh fociszurkolók?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert a Fradit várták és a Honvéd jött.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mit követeltek tőlünk az oroszok ’74-ben?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nyers Fehér Aczélt.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Életszínvonal</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Bevezetik a világútlevelet, immár Kohn is meglátogathatja Amerikában élő rokonait. Kérdezik is tőle kíváncsian:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Na és hogy vagytok odahaza?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Jól.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Na de egy kicsit bővebben!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Nem jól.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Grósz Károly valamikor az 1980-as években:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Elvtársak! Jövőre jobban fogunk élni, mint most!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Erre egy hang a hallgatóság soraiból:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Maguk igen, de mi?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért nem dobják el láncaikat a kapitalista országok proletárjai?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mert a lánc végén ott a slusszkulcs.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Ceausescu-viccek</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ki a legnagyobb sakkozó Romániában?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Elena Ceausescu.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Miért?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Egy paraszttal sakkban tartja egész Romániát.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Ceausescu beszédet mond a román parlamentben. Az egyik hallgatója megveregeti az előtte ülő vállát:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Elnézést uram! Nem venné le a kalapját? Rosszul látok.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Az illető teljesíti a kérést, majd pár perc múlva újabb vállveregetés:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Elnézést uram! Nem húzódna egy kicsit kijjebb? Ugyanis takar a válla.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>A kérést megint teljesítik. A harmadik vállveregetésnél az illető mérgesen hátraszól:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Távcsövet ne adjak?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Köszönöm, az van a puskámon.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Társasutazást szerveznek Romániába, busszal. Az órák hosszat tartó zötykölődés után az idegenvezető megkérdi az utasokat:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Látják ott messze azt a hatalmas, sötét foltot?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Igen.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Na, azok már Bukarest fényei…</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Pajzán viccek</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>Egy külföldi turista a Tretyakov Képtárban hosszasan álldogál az egyik festmény előtt, melynek címe “Lenin Lengyelországban”. Végül a tárlatvezetőhöz fordul:</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Ne haragudjon, de sehogy sem értem ezt a képet! Ez a hölgy itt az ágyon, ugye Krupszkaja, Lenin szerelme?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Természetesen.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De ez a meztelen férfi itt mellette nem is hasonlít Leninre!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát persze, hogy nem, ez egy orosz katonatiszt.</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– De hát akkor hol van Lenin?!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát Lengyelországban!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'> </span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Gagarin elvtárs, mikor száll fel ismét?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Soha többé! Az életben nem! Ki van zárva!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Olyan borzasztó volt az út? Vagy a leszállás?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Egyik sem!</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Hát akkor miért nem száll fel?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924201><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'>– Mondja, szájon csókolta már magát Hruscsov?</span></span><span style='font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><div id="ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420m_1971700323523595428m_-2911460084786085623m_-1659049012386214305m_-5033754058560876535m_8909993115747993613DAB4FAD8-2DD7-40BB-A1B8-4E2AA1F9FDF2"><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#26282A'> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><table class=MsoNormalTable border=1 cellspacing=3 cellpadding=0 style='border:none;border-top:solid #D3D4DE 1.0pt'><tr><td width=55 style='width:41.25pt;border:none;padding:13.5pt .75pt .75pt .75pt'><div><p class=MsoNormal><a href="https://www.avast.com/sig-email?utm_medium=email&utm_source=link&utm_campaign=sig-email&utm_content=webmail" target="_blank"><span style='border:solid windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0in;text-decoration:none'><img border=0 width=46 height=29 style='width:.4833in;height:.3in' id=ydp1f310f7fyiv69129924208BBE6E48-6192-48F1-A6F9-153E839AF28D src="cid:8daa37a1-36c1-aec2-b061-31c5e55fd713@yahoo.com"></span></a><o:p></o:p></p></div></td><td width=470 style='width:352.5pt;border:none;padding:12.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt'><div><p class=MsoNormal style='line-height:13.5pt'><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#41424E'>Mentes a vírusoktól.</span></span><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420apple-converted-space><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#41424E'> </span></span><span class=ydp1f310f7fyiv6912992420><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#41424E'><a href="https://www.avast.com/sig-email?utm_medium=email&utm_source=link&utm_campaign=sig-email&utm_content=webmail" target="_blank"><span style='color:#4453EA'>www.avast.com</span></a></span></span><o:p></o:p></p></div></td></tr></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#26282A'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></body></html>