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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:red">*Paraprosdokians
(Winston Churchill
loved them) are figures of speech in
which the latter part of a sentence
or
phrase is surprising or unexpected;
frequently humorous.*</span></b><span
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Where there's a will, I want
to be in it.*</span><span
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style="background:white"><span
style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*2.
The last thing I want to do
is hurt you. But it's still on my
list.*</span><span
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style="font-size:18.0pt;
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Since light travels faster
than sound, some people appear
bright Until you hear them speak.*</span><span
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style="background:white"><span
style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*4. If
I agreed with you, we'd
both be wrong.*</span><span
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style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*5. We
never really grow up, we only
learn how to act in public.*</span><span
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color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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War does not determine who is
right - only who is left.*</span><span
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato
is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.*</span><span
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style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*8. To
steal ideas from one person
is plagiarism. To steal from many is</span><span
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style="background:white"><span
style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">research.*</span><span
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style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*9. I
didn't say it was your
fault, I said I was blaming you.*</span><span
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color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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In filling out an
application, where it says, 'In case
of emergency, Notify:' I put
'DOCTOR'.*</span><span
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style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*11.
Women will never be equal to
men until they can walk down the
Street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and
still think they are sexy.*</span><span
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color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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style="background:white"><span
style="font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">*12.
You do not need a parachute
to skydive. You only need a
parachute to skydive twice.*</span><span
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used to be indecisive. Now
I'm not so sure.*</span><span
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To be sure of hitting the
target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.*</span><span
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Going to church doesn't make
you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a
car.*</span><span
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You're never too old to
learn something stupid.*</span><span
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color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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I'm supposed to respect my
elders, but it is getting harder and
Harder for me to find one now.*</span><span
style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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