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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> </DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, January
27, 2013 11:45 AM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: A Catholic Story</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>Excellent!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>Begin forwarded message:<BR><BR></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Date:</B> January 26, 2013, 6:50:33 PM EST<BR><B>To:</B> Albert</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> <B>Fwd: A Catholic
Story</B><BR><BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<TD vAlign=top><BR><BR>--- On <B>Sun, 1/20/13, Patricia Grande </B>
wrote:<BR>
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<DIV><SPAN> A CATHOLIC STORY</SPAN><BR></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded
into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices
the </SPAN><SPAN>Pope is still standing on the
curb.</SPAN><BR><SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN>"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you
please take your seat so we can
leave?"</SPAN><BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"Well, to tell you the truth," says
the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really
like to drive today."</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I
cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something
should happen?" protests the </SPAN><SPAN>driver, wishing he'd
never gone to work that morning.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"Who's going to tell?" says the Pope
with a smile.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<DIV><SPAN>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope
climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his</SPAN><SPAN>decision when, after exiting the airport, the
Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph. (Remember,
the Pope </SPAN><SPAN>is German.)</SPAN><BR><SPAN>"Please slow
down, Your Holiness" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps
the pedal to the metal until they </SPAN><SPAN>hear
sirens.</SPAN><BR><SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN>"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my
job!" moans the driver.</SPAN><BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>The Pope pulls over and rolls down
the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at
him, goes back to </SPAN><SPAN>his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"I need to talk to the Chief," he
says to the dispatcher.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>The Chief gets on the radio and the
cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205
kph.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"So bust him," says the
Chief.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"I don't think we want to do that,
he's really important," said the cop.</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>The Chief exclaimed, "All the more
reason!"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><SPAN></SPAN><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"No, I mean really important," said
the cop with a bit of persistence..</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>The Chief then asked, "Who do you
have there, the mayor?"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Cop: "Bigger."</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Chief: "A
senator?"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Cop:
"Bigger."</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Chief: "The Prime
Minister?"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Cop:
"Bigger."</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>"Well," said the Chief, "who is
it?"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Cop: "I think it's
God!"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>The Chief is even more puzzled and
curious, "What makes you think it's God?"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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face=Arial></FONT><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><SPAN>Cop: "His chauffeur is the
Pope!"</SPAN><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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