[Grem] Trump & The Pope

[Ádám Krúdy]

Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday
afternoon cruise.

It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown
from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the
crewman not to bother.

Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up
the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

 The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk
on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post
and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the
world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read:

DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!!!
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